puppyiero:

ieroclique:

the thrilling saga

what basic ass bitch still has a flip phone this isn’t the jurrasic ages anymore and this man won tweet of the year

(via gerardwvy)

fuckjamesyouliferuiner:

SAD TRASH BABY

*sobbing* while *laughing*

(Source: protectcharles, via emo-kitty-love)

paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

(Source: siriusblaack, via emo-kitty-love)

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(via emo-kitty-love)

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

(via can-i-just-be-perfectt)

hi:

me and my dog type each other messages sometimes

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(Source: jakemalik, via werewolfloves)

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat, via werewolfloves)

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

THTS EXACTLY MY SITUATION

(via werewolfloves)

"Real life, I’d say we’re more bromantic. It’s like we’re literally like a married couple."

(Source: shawnphunters, via palestilinski)

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

(via stephanierps)